Old age jokes
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Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o'clock every morning and walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing of it.
Fred: I don't blame you, Grandpa. I wouldn't think,much of it myself.
An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant.
"Well, sir," replied the villager, "we ain't got one now. He died last week."
Fred: I haven't slept a wink for the past two nights.
Harry: Why's that?
Fred: Granny broke her leg. The doctor put it in plaster and told her she shouldn't walk upstairs. You should hear the row when she climbs up the drainpipe.
How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had him a long time.
How can you tell an old person from a young person?
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
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