Old age jokes
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Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Edgar was doing "fairly well" for his age.
A little concerned about that comment, Edgar couldn't resist asking the doctor, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
The doctor asked, "Well, do you smoke or drink beer?"
"Oh no," Edgar replied, "I've never done either."
Then the doctor asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs?"
Edgar said, "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthful!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" the doctor asked.
"No, I don't," Edgar replied.
Then the doctor asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or run around with women?"
"No," Edgar said, "I don't do any of those things."
The good doctor looked at Edgar and said, "Then why the heck do you want to live to be 80?"
Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?"
"I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."
How can you tell that you're getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
Are you getting older and wiser?
No, he's getting older and wider!
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods."
The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
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